True story...

The woman and her family were obviously out of place as they wandered into the local comics shop led by her adult, but oddly still pubescent son.

"No socialization?" she observed in a mocking tone upon entering.

"I guess we can't talk to anyone in here."

Her incredulity bordered on disgust and they did not linger there long.

I was puzzled by her comments until sometime later, when leaving the shop, my 13 year old son pointed out the sign on the store front entrance.

It read... "NO SOLICITATIONS".